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Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga… ;->

I’m not supposed to love you,
I’m not supposed to care,
I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I’m not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do…
I’m sorry I can’t help myself,
I’m in love with you.”

Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga…=P;->

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?

Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche……

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon… =P ;->