Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he
Servicing Man : Memory card he?
Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P 
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Nahi kya Ration card chalega?
(13 votes, average: 2.92 out of 5)
Loading ...V Need A Bridge In Our Village
(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5) Loading ...Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?
Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he…
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?
Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha …=P;->
Santa ko police kyu Pakda??
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Santa ko police
kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
?
?
Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha
Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher : Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I’m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?
Santa- Y DO V call
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?
Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak