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APP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

PPP KO ?

MMA KO ?

MQM KO ?

ANP KO ?

PML Q KO ?

PML N KO

VOTE JISS KO BHI DOO
LAIKEN WINNER RESULTS ?
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PERVEZ MUSHRAF ONLY

I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground

And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can’t
Make A Sound

U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait…

U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn’t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late

That Its Too Late

To Appologize

Its To Late.

QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri,
iS Ki Hai bUhAt bAri ZiMaDaRi,
pAr tUm nA rAkHnA iS sE kOi tAwAqUA,
kYoN K iS kO hAi QoM kO LooTnaY Ki BiMaRi.

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay…?

Pathan:
“ZARDARI”

Dunia Baywafa Ho Sakti Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
Dunia Corrupt Ho Sakti Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
Dunia Ehidshkin Ho Sakti Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
AMERICA Zalim Ho Sakta Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
INDIA Hamara Dushman Ho Sakta Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi
“Kuttay Ki Dum” Seedhi Ho Sakti Hai,
ZARDARI Nahi.:-D

Agar Aap
Chor
Dakuu
Luterey
Badmash
Aur Qatil
Hyn
Tou Aapki Ye
Khubian Bna Skti Hyn
Aapko
“President”

Of “Pakistan” ;->

Musharaf Gia Zardari Aaya
Khote Nal Khota Wtaya
1chor Gya Doja Daku Aya
Ay Way Pakistan Da Sarmaya
Menu Ae Dassu Asi Ki Kamaya?
Bas Khote Nal
Khota Hi Wtaya

Ullu K Patthe

Nalaik,Bewaquf

Bandar,Bhalu

Gadhe,Badmash

Lofar, Lafange Aur

Dhokebaz, Zalil Begherat

Ye Sab Log Milkar Pakistan Chala Rahey Hain… ;->