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Santa slapped Banta
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Banta: did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Santa: seriously
Banta: bach gaya !
I wont accept Funny things with me

Wo Mujhe Aazma K Chor Gaye
Mere Dil Ko Dukha K Chor Gaye

Ab Koi Raasta Nahi Milta
Wo Kahan Mujhko Laa Kar Chor Gaye

Dil Se Unko Diya Tha Jo Tohfa
Maiz Par Muskura K Chor Gaye

Unka Poochun Pata Me Kis KIs Se
Wo Jo Apna Bana K Chor Gaye

Kuch Hain Dooriyan Kuch Hain Faaslay
Kya Yehi Hain Mohabbat K Zaabtay

Kuch Dil Hai Thora Udaas Udaas
Kuch Weeran Weeran Se Hain Raastay

Kuch Ham Ko Bhi Khabar Nahin
Kuch Tum Se Bhi Nahin Hain Raabtay

Agar Hamain Maangnay Ka Haq Hota To
Hum Tumko Tumhi Se Maangtay

JAB Beti chokhat paar kray,
Aur izzat ka byopaar kray,
JAB Baap ki izzat khojaye,
JAB qaum ki ghairat so jaye,
JAB Bhai ko tanay miltay hon,
JAB Behnon k dil jalty hon,
JAB mauon ki nazren jhuk jaien,
JAB saans labon pay ruk jaien,
JAB sharm-O-haya ka aameza,
JAB aik kanwari doshiza
JAB bayshermi ko apna lay
JAB khud ko zillat myn dhalay,
JAB ghair k senay lag jaye,
Aur apna aap ganwa aye,
To aisi halat ko logo,

Hum log MUHABAT kehtay hain ??? ;->

Mil Kar Bhi Ussay Hasrat-E-Mulaqat Reh Gai,
Baadal To Ghar Aaey thay Barsaat Reh Gai,

Wo Aaj Yun Mila K Hamain Janta Na Ho,
Lab To Meray Khulay Thay Magar Baat Reh Gai,

Mai Haar K Bhi Khush Hoon k Tum Jeet To Gaey,
Qismat Main Meri Maat Thi So Maat Reh Gai,

Daaman Main Kya Rakha Hai Is K Siwa Bas,
Bakhshay Jo Tu Nay Zakhm Wo Soughaat Reh Gai,

Kya Kya Badal Rahay Hain Yahan Mousam Khabar Nahi,
DiL K Nagar Main Raat Thi So Raat reh Gai… )

Kub Tak Dil ka Aaine Main Mera Aks çhupaoge

Kab Tak Rahoge khafa kabhi To Maan Jaoge

Mujhe ßhoolne ki çhah Main kahien khud ko Na ßhula Dena

Dil k §abhi Raston Main §irf Mujhe Hi Paoge

Mera Aks Tumhari Ankhon Main Har Pal Jhilmilata Hy

Mohabbat ki Haqeeqat ko kab Tak Jhutlaoge

Rasm-E-Duniya He §amajh ka kabhi To Izhaar kar Dena

Yeh Lamhey Rooth Gaye To Umar ßhar Pachtaoge

Tmhara naam likhta hn
Main kaghaz pe
Dekhta hn
Sochta hn
Wo kaghaz phaad deta hn
Phr un kaghaz k tukro’n ko
Mutthi me bheenchta hn
Phenk deta hn
Wahi’n pr beth k larta hn khud se
Wohi kaghaz uthata hn
Main aankho’n se lgata hn
Main tum ko sochta hn
Phir uss paani ko
Taweez-e-Mohabbat jaan ker peeta hn
Aankhei’n moond leta hn !!!!

Kuch Khatakta Tou Hy Pehlu Mein Mere Reh Ker

Ab Khuda Janey Yaad Hy Teri Ya Dil Mera … !!!