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Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen

Ki

Bhains Ka …=P;->:-P

“Potti Remix”

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..

Kaam kaam kaam
10 to 5 tak kaam
uske baad ek shaam
ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam
ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam
to bhool jao kaam

Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:)