Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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Difference between boyfriend and husband
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Before marriage, After marriage
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
Definition of most successful married life
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Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
If marriages are made in heaven
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Because married men are more obedient.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Remember your wife birthday
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.